Ode to the Yellow Dice
Step up players. Welcome to my table.
Before we begin, I must tell you a fable.
When I start this scenario behind my GM screen.
I will roll open and honestly, and not be mean.
With an arrow pluck or great axe slice,
You will meet my devastating yellow dice.
Translucent dice, each box contained six.
I purchased 3 boxes from the great Chessex.
As a player, the dice roll pretty normal.
Behind the screen, the activity gets paranormal.
Crit. Crit. Crit. Twenty.
Baddies keep dealing damage a plenty.
Baddy got a cutlass with a better crit range?
I kill more wizards than Bellatrix Lestrange!
When the battle is over, I hope you have had your fun.
In 10 rounds of combat, 15 crits and only 1 one.
I retire these yellow dice, so you don’t end up dead.
Next game, be careful, because the next set is RED!
~fin~
- Posted in: D&D
